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  • I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!Upload to Facebook
    I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!
  • I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap!Upload to Facebook
    I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
God is spiritual. Religion is not!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    God is spiritual. Religion is not!
  • I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!Upload to Facebook
    I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!
  • Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!Upload to Facebook
    Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!
  • Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!Upload to Facebook
    Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!
  • Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
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    Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
  • I love making people who already hate me hate me more!Upload to Facebook
    I love making people who already hate me hate me more!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!Upload to Facebook
    Pro tip:
    No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
  • Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
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    Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
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