I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS! |
I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap! |
What did I learn today? God is spiritual. Religion is not! |
I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings! |
Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship! |
Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword! |
Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute! |
I love making people who already hate me hate me more! |
Pro tip: No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you! |
Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size! |