I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life! |
Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day! |
The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use! |
Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you! |
My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating! |
When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake! |
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me! |
These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves! |
Social Media: A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know! |
The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry! |