Without hesitation I'd say that an alarm clock with a snooze button that hits itself would be the greatest invention since the wheel! |
Curious Case of Blue Tick. WhatsApp - Wants to hide from everyone FB & Twitter - Wants to show everyone |
I don't respect those who don't respect me. You call it ego, I call it self-respect! |
You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened! |
If you think life is a race? Then try to finish off the 'Panipuri' before the 'Panipuri Wala' puts the next one into the plate. |
There is no point describing yourself in your bio. People will label you soon enough! |
As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it! |
My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... "Well that didn't go as planned"! |
Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day! |
Three things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life 2. The universe 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box. |