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![Without hesitation I'd say that an alarm clock with a snooze button that hits itself would be the greatest invention since the wheel!]()
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![Curious Case of Blue Tick.<br/>
WhatsApp - Wants to hide from everyone<br/>
FB & Twitter - Wants to show everyone]()
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WhatsApp - Wants to hide from everyone
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![I don't respect those who don't respect me.<br/>
You call it ego, I call it self-respect!]()
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![You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened!]()
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![If you think life is a race?<br/>
Then try to finish off the 'Panipuri' before the 'Panipuri Wala' puts the next one into the plate.]()
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![There is no point describing yourself in your bio. People will label you soon enough!]()
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![As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!]()
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![My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... `Well that didn't go as planned`!]()
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![Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!]()
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![Three things I will never understand:<br/>
1. The meaning of life<br/>
2. The universe<br/>
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.]()
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1. The meaning of life
2. The universe
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
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