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![Pro tip:<br/>
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!]()
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![Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!]()
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![I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!]()
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![Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.<br/>
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!]()
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![Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!]()
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![My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!]()
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When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!]()
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