These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves! |
Social Media: A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know! |
The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry! |
I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart! |
Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket"... Well, look at us now! |
You only live once? No, you live everyday. You only die once! |
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned! |
Aaj Ki Date 2-12 Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12 Maut Nahi Aati 2-12 Pyar Na Hoga 2-12 Aise Dost Na Milenge 2-12 Ye Time Na Aayega 2-12 Isliye Enjoy Karo Khul Kar Kyonki Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12. Sabhi Doston Ko Good Day 2-12! |
Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love! |
Everybody loves you until you become the competition! |