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  • A death certificate is the last participation trophy you'll ever receive!Upload to Facebook
    A death certificate is the last participation trophy you'll ever receive!
  • Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!Upload to Facebook
    Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!
  • I've got 99 problems and my inability to self-motivate is causing every single one of them!Upload to Facebook
    I've got 99 problems and my inability to self-motivate is causing every single one of them!
  • Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.<br/>
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot!Upload to Facebook
    Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.
    It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
  • I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents!
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    I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents!
  • Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!Upload to Facebook
    Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!
  • Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
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    Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
  • Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!Upload to Facebook
    Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!
  • Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!Upload to Facebook
    Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!Upload to Facebook
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
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