A death certificate is the last participation trophy you'll ever receive! |
Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately! |
I've got 99 problems and my inability to self-motivate is causing every single one of them! |
Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot! |
I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents! |
Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason! |
Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time! |
Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time! |
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever! |
Paradox of life: Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter! |