Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone! |
Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!" |
I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument! |
Formal education will make you a living; Self education will make you a fortune! |
Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem! |
One of the best things about getting old: knowing someone is an a*****e even before he speaks! |
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone! |
I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make! |
It's only a gambling addiction if you keep losing, otherwise it's a high paying career! |
Thought of the day: Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does! |