Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese! |
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing! |
Increasing characters won't help to improve characters! #280characters |
God created us and we returned the favour by creating God! |
I just woke up one day and decided I didn't want to feel like this anymore. So I change |
Kho-Kho is a true Indian sport. Everyone passes on their responsibility to someone else, and then sit on their a**! |
We sleep because the simulation running Earth doesn't have the processing power to run all creatures at once! |
Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger! |
The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear! |
Pro Tip: When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent! |