The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"! |
I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"! |
I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want! |
Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short! |
Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well! |
You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do! |
Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment. In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support! |
Happiness is finding old pictures of friends on Facebook and saving them in gallery thinking how you can destroy their lives anytime in future! |
One thing I like about online shopping is that nobody judges you if you leave the app without buying anything! |
Before social media, I used to think that Indian politics is dirty because of politicians. Now I realize, it's because of their supporters! |