Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time! |
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever! |
Paradox of life: Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter! |
Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone! |
Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!" |
I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument! |
Formal education will make you a living; Self education will make you a fortune! |
Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem! |
One of the best things about getting old: knowing someone is an a*****e even before he speaks! |
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone! |