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  • Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!Upload to Facebook
    Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!
  • As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!
  • Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks!
  • Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!Upload to Facebook
    Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!
  • The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!Upload to Facebook
    The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!
  • Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away!Upload to Facebook
    Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away!
  • Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything!Upload to Facebook
    Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything!
  • I've had my phone battery die at a family function.<br/>
Nothing scares me now!Upload to Facebook
    I've had my phone battery die at a family function.
    Nothing scares me now!
  • I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or WhatsApp to see if I was lying!Upload to Facebook
    I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or WhatsApp to see if I was lying!
  • When I had a good day, nothing good really happened, it was just that nothing bad happened!Upload to Facebook
    When I had a good day, nothing good really happened, it was just that nothing bad happened!
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