Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't! |
As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare! |
Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks! |
Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand! |
The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it! |
Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away! |
Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything! |
I've had my phone battery die at a family function. Nothing scares me now! |
I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or WhatsApp to see if I was lying! |
When I had a good day, nothing good really happened, it was just that nothing bad happened! |