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![I was staying in the Oberoi last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception. `Hi, this is room no. 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?`<br/>
Receptionist: Yes sir... you're touching 50 and have achieved nothing in life!]()
Upload to Facebook I was staying in the Oberoi last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception. "Hi, this is room no. 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes sir... you're touching 50 and have achieved nothing in life! -
![Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom!]()
Upload to Facebook Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom! -
![<b>Graduation:</b><br/>
The process of changing one's status from 'Student' to 'Unemployed!]()
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The process of changing one's status from 'Student' to 'Unemployed! -
![No matter if you're born with a silver spoon, you'll still get buried in a wooden coffin!]()
Upload to Facebook No matter if you're born with a silver spoon, you'll still get buried in a wooden coffin! -
![Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them!]()
Upload to Facebook Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them! -
![By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with!]()
Upload to Facebook By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with! -
![My life is a constant struggle between not wanting to sleep and not wanting to wake up!]()
Upload to Facebook My life is a constant struggle between not wanting to sleep and not wanting to wake up! -
![A viewpoint on consumerism:<br/>
Consumers Beware: You don't consume their goods; the companies consume you and your savings and income!]()
Upload to Facebook A viewpoint on consumerism:
Consumers Beware: You don't consume their goods; the companies consume you and your savings and income! -
![Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and all!]()
Upload to Facebook Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and all! -
![My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat!]()
Upload to Facebook My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat!
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