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  • Remember - You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!Upload to Facebook
    Remember - You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!
  • If you don't watch the news, you're uninformed.<br/>
If you do watch the news, you're misinformed!Upload to Facebook
    If you don't watch the news, you're uninformed.
    If you do watch the news, you're misinformed!
  • There's probably more praying going on in a casino than in a church!Upload to Facebook
    There's probably more praying going on in a casino than in a church!
  • A bed is like a charger for people!Upload to Facebook
    A bed is like a charger for people!
  • Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you skipped the tutorial and now you're just running around with no idea how anything works!Upload to Facebook
    Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you skipped the tutorial and now you're just running around with no idea how anything works!
  • There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid!Upload to Facebook
    There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid!
  • This Halloween I'm dressing up as hypocrisy, so that I end up being everyone's favourite!Upload to Facebook
    This Halloween I'm dressing up as hypocrisy, so that I end up being everyone's favourite!
  • My first instinct on entering a room full of family members is leaving it!Upload to Facebook
    My first instinct on entering a room full of family members is leaving it!
  • Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us!
  • If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching!Upload to Facebook
    If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching!
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