Remember - You're only young once, but you can be immature forever! |
If you don't watch the news, you're uninformed. If you do watch the news, you're misinformed! |
There's probably more praying going on in a casino than in a church! |
A bed is like a charger for people! |
Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you skipped the tutorial and now you're just running around with no idea how anything works! |
There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid! |
This Halloween I'm dressing up as hypocrisy, so that I end up being everyone's favourite! |
My first instinct on entering a room full of family members is leaving it! |
Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us! |
If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching! |