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Upload to Facebook Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand! -
Upload to Facebook The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it! -
Upload to Facebook Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away! -
Upload to Facebook Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything! -
Upload to Facebook I've had my phone battery die at a family function.
Nothing scares me now! -
Upload to Facebook I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or WhatsApp to see if I was lying! -
Upload to Facebook When I had a good day, nothing good really happened, it was just that nothing bad happened! -
Upload to Facebook I was staying in the Oberoi last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception. "Hi, this is room no. 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes sir... you're touching 50 and have achieved nothing in life! -
Upload to Facebook Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom! -
Upload to Facebook Graduation:
The process of changing one's status from 'Student' to 'Unemployed!
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