If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I put you there! |
Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible. Happy Friday! |
Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong! |
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them right in the face! |
Patriotism means taking pride in things you never did and hating people you never met! |
Being nice is so exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy! |
Before social networking, you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great! |
One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old! |
Irony of Life: Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them. Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them! |
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people! |