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![Hitting the gym to release the stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with!]()
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![At traffic signals, driver of the car behind mine thinks accelerator of my car lies in his car's horn!]()
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![How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called 'The Nervous System'?]()
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![Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet... I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!]()
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![Life is too short. Never leave an opportunity to make someone smile, or to tell someone how stupid they are!]()
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![Technically, we're all serving a life sentence!]()
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![We celebrate someone's birthday by having them blow their germs all over a cake, then serving that to everyone around!]()
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![The person who invented the Snooze button on an alarm clock obviously wasn't a morning person!]()
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![Letting someone in your life is like turning off the antivirus, downloading a file from the internet, installing it & hope it's not a virus!]()
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![My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!]()
Upload to Facebook My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
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