Interesting SMS

  • Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos!Upload to Facebook
    Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos!
  • If you love a soldier, raise your glass.<br/>
If not, raise your standards!Upload to Facebook
    If you love a soldier, raise your glass.
    If not, raise your standards!
  • I hate my moods. <br/>They never seek my permission before they change!Upload to Facebook
    I hate my moods.
    They never seek my permission before they change!
  • 1. Not leaving my room<br/>
2. Not leaving the house<br/>
3. Missing someone's birthday party<br/>
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies!Upload to Facebook
    1. Not leaving my room
    2. Not leaving the house
    3. Missing someone's birthday party
    My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies!
  • Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!Upload to Facebook
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!
  • In India:<br/>
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!Upload to Facebook
    In India:
    Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
  • The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!Upload to Facebook
    The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
  • Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!Upload to Facebook
    Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
  • If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!Upload to Facebook
    If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!
  • Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.<br/>
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!Upload to Facebook
    Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.
    And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
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