Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos! |
If you love a soldier, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards! |
I hate my moods. They never seek my permission before they change! |
1. Not leaving my room 2. Not leaving the house 3. Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies! |
Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release! |
In India: Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried! |
The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'! |
Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband! |
If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind! |
Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect. And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect! |