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![When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.<br/>
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!]()
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![If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!]()
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![I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!]()
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![Irony:<br/>
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.<br/>
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!]()
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Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich! -
![If you're forty something, enjoy your life now, because the generation who will pay for your retirement is chasing Pokemons!]()
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![The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood!]()
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![Who are we? - Indians<br/>
What do we want? - A medal in Olympics<br/>
What do we want our child to be? - Engineer or Doctor!]()
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What do we want? - A medal in Olympics
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![You are not rich until you can fly on a private jet without posting a picture!]()
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![Always be yourself.<br/>
(except during job interviews, the first few months of relationship, or any type of social interaction)!]()
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![Forget Pokemon Go. If you want to chase wild creatures day and night,<br/>
Try Parenting!]()
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Try Parenting!
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