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![At the age of 28, my expected lifetime remaining is around 63%.<br/>
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![There are two reasons why people don't mind their own business:<br/>
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![Childhood: My dream car is Ferrari.<br/>
Adulthood: Just bought Verna, always wanted to buy one!]()
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All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.<br/>
No more applicants need apply!]()
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![Things to learn about life:<br/>
'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!]()
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'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!
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