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  • As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.<br/>
As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive!Upload to Facebook
    As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.
    As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive!
  • Focus on your career.<br/>
Because love is a scam!Upload to Facebook
    Focus on your career.
    Because love is a scam!
  • When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying `everything's gonna be okay`!Upload to Facebook
    When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying "everything's gonna be okay"!
  • When you like your work, every day is a holiday!Upload to Facebook
    When you like your work, every day is a holiday!
  • Retirement:<br/>
A stage when you seem to know all the answers but nobody is asking you any question!Upload to Facebook
    Retirement:
    A stage when you seem to know all the answers but nobody is asking you any question!
  • Have you enjoyed your 11 months free trial of the new world order?<br/>
Your lifetime subscription will be starting soon!<br/>
#NewYear2021Upload to Facebook
    Have you enjoyed your 11 months free trial of the new world order?
    Your lifetime subscription will be starting soon!
    #NewYear2021
  • Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world!Upload to Facebook
    Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world!
  • Life would be much easier if aunties all around you help you find a job instead of a Rishta!Upload to Facebook
    Life would be much easier if aunties all around you help you find a job instead of a Rishta!
  • People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything!Upload to Facebook
    People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything!
  • If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people!Upload to Facebook
    If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people!
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