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  • Have you ever realised that going for a Master's degree is just a way of delaying unemployment?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever realised that going for a Master's degree is just a way of delaying unemployment?
  • If you think you are smarter than the previous generation then let me remind you that 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.<br/>
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery!Upload to Facebook
    If you think you are smarter than the previous generation then let me remind you that 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.
    Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery!
  • 2021...<br/>
When Corona is a beer again.<br/>
When Donald is only a duck.<br/>
When tiers sit on the cake.<br/>
And when bubbles only exist in champagne!Upload to Facebook
    2021...
    When Corona is a beer again.
    When Donald is only a duck.
    When tiers sit on the cake.
    And when bubbles only exist in champagne!
  • A wireless charger restricts your phone use much more than a wired one does!Upload to Facebook
    A wireless charger restricts your phone use much more than a wired one does!
  • It's odd how your feet are so sensitive to touch and tickles while being one of the most used and abused parts of your body!Upload to Facebook
    It's odd how your feet are so sensitive to touch and tickles while being one of the most used and abused parts of your body!
  • Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!Upload to Facebook
    Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!
  • This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam!Upload to Facebook
    This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam!
  • A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing!Upload to Facebook
    A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing!
  • Can someone explain why do we get angry at very expensive prices but get suspicious at free things?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone explain why do we get angry at very expensive prices but get suspicious at free things?
  • Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you!Upload to Facebook
    Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you!
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