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  • I always wanted my kids to love nature but not bring home every rock and stick they see on the road!
  • On my tombstone I want it to say:<br/>
Eventually, we're all the same!Upload to Facebook
    On my tombstone I want it to say:
    Eventually, we're all the same!
  • The night is the natural state of the universe, the day is just an anomaly caused by the sun!Upload to Facebook
    The night is the natural state of the universe, the day is just an anomaly caused by the sun!
  • I just realized that books are simply other people's thoughts that we pay for!Upload to Facebook
    I just realized that books are simply other people's thoughts that we pay for!
  • The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you're still in bed, sleepy, and you were just imagining doing that!Upload to Facebook
    The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you're still in bed, sleepy, and you were just imagining doing that!
  • Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!Upload to Facebook
    Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!
  • I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!Upload to Facebook
    I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
  • I want to be cuddled but also want to be left the hell alone. Being crazy is hard!Upload to Facebook
    I want to be cuddled but also want to be left the hell alone. Being crazy is hard!
  • Probably 90% of horror movies wouldn't exist if teens stopped going on vacation in groups of five!Upload to Facebook
    Probably 90% of horror movies wouldn't exist if teens stopped going on vacation in groups of five!
  • Can someone please explain why people are much more attractive partially clothed than naked?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone please explain why people are much more attractive partially clothed than naked?
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