No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone's story! |
Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff! |
Decaffeinated coffee is like an appendix... it doesn't seem to have a purpose! |
People who say they can't draw can actually draw. It is just not appealing to the eye! |
Money can't buy happiness. It's a distraction from sadness! |
As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today's responsibilities become tomorrow's problem! |
Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it's a good thing! |
I tried committing suicide today. Never doing that shit again I almost killed myself! |
Everyone accepts the idea that nobody is perfect, yet we get angry at people and judge them when they aren't perfect! |
Philosophy: Small things hurt a lot. Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin! |