Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire! |
Fake Friends: Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you! |
People fall in love because of misunderstanding. And break up, when they understand each other! |
Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked! |
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process! |
It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used! |
A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"! |
Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily! |
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start! |
I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear! |