Interesting SMS

  • Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire!Upload to Facebook
    Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire!
  • Fake Friends:<br/>
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!Upload to Facebook
    Fake Friends:
    Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
  • People fall in love because of misunderstanding.<br/>
And break up, when they understand each other!Upload to Facebook
    People fall in love because of misunderstanding.
    And break up, when they understand each other!
  • Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!Upload to Facebook
    Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!
  • Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!Upload to Facebook
    Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!
  • It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used!Upload to Facebook
    It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used!
  • A common lie I tell myself is, `I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it`!Upload to Facebook
    A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"!
  • Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily!Upload to Facebook
    Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily!
  • The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start!Upload to Facebook
    The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start!
  • I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear!Upload to Facebook
    I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT