Making love to my thoughts always inspires me to keep my thoughts aroused, for more inspiration. |
Sometimes we sit and wonder in our idle way what in the mischief Eve did when the cold weather came. Poems and Paragraphs |
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. |
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. |
I think pineapple is very sexy. It reminds me of bikinis and the beach. |
If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. |
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it. |
The trouble with government regulation of the market is that it prohibits capitalistic acts between consenting adults. |
Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles. |
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. |