| When you fall into a woman's arms, see that you don't fall into her hands. |
| The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. |
| Language is wine upon the lips. |
| If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. |
| When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. |
| What is gossip but unsubstantiated rumor? People are universally interested in gossip. I think gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. |
| Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days -- and have on several horrible occasions. |
| Gossip is a news story with a lot of leeway. |
| I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind. |
| I hope I go to heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco'." |