I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. |
We are never prepared for what we expect. |
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. |
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? |
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. |
Liability and Lie-ability are lifelong companions. |
Once you are dead, you are made for life. |
Some things have to be believed to be seen. |
People don't eat just food but also words and the taste of the former is often outdone by the taste of the latter. |