In the dark, equality for all of mankind couldn't seem brighter. |
Speeches are like babies- easy to conceive but hard to deliver. |
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfilment. |
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect! |
One day you are a signature, next day you're an autograph. |
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. |
Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. |
Common sense is so irksome. It keeps you unhappy at all times. |
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain. |
Television is a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine. |