A good relationship means a really good sex life. |
The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance. |
Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you. |
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. |
Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. |
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. |
The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom. |
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home early and found us in bed together. |
I wanted sex, in-laws is the cost. |
People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married. |