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~ JD GhaiIf it weren't for the dick, most of the guys would have married the cooks and the butlers. -
![Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.]()
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~ Mae WestDon't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. -
![My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. -
~ Honore De BalzacA jealous husband doesn't doubt his wife, but himself. -
~ Les DawsonMy wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
