Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route! |
I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil! |
I still remember my first love... I was 20 years old and 'CHI-VAS' 18 years old! |
Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours! |
Sure, I'll drink more water . . . . . . . . Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol! |
Whisky is the answer... . . . . . . . . I don't remember the question! |
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure... . . . . . . . 60 ml, to be precise! |
Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are! |
I told myself that I should stop drinking... . . . . . . . but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself! |
Me: I'm so over her. Vodka: No you're not, you should text her. Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times! |