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![Dear Alcohol,<br/>
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. <br/>We need to talk!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.
We need to talk! -
![Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices!]()
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![After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,<br/>
`Now is the time to tell people what you really think.`]()
Upload to Facebook After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,
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![If a little wine does the body good then a lot of wine does the body better!]()
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![Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.<br/>
His side and...<br/>
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the right side!]()
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His side and...
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![Because I can't afford a vacation.<br/>
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!]()
Upload to Facebook Because I can't afford a vacation.
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am! -
![Never take advice from me. You'll end up drunk!]()
Upload to Facebook Never take advice from me. You'll end up drunk! -
![For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk!]()
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![Doctor told me I need glasses.<br/>
So I'm having several tonight!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor told me I need glasses.
So I'm having several tonight! -
![If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!]()
Upload to Facebook If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
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