Alcohol SMS

  • Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
  • Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!Upload to Facebook
    Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
  • `You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.`<br/>
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?Upload to Facebook
    "You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."
    Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
  • Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?<br/>
Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?
    Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!
  • Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!Upload to Facebook
    Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!
  • Beer makes you wiser.<br/>
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!Upload to Facebook
    Beer makes you wiser.
    Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
  • Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
    Those people are called bartenders!
  • I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
  • Me: I want to be like Hemingway.<br/>
Friend: A writer?<br/>
Me: No. An alcoholic!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I want to be like Hemingway.
    Friend: A writer?
    Me: No. An alcoholic!
  • It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!Upload to Facebook
    It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!
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