Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon! |
"You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer." Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out? |
Friend: Can I take you out for coffee? Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain! |
Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist! |
Beer makes you wiser. Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal! |
Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders! |
I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones! |
Me: I want to be like Hemingway. Friend: A writer? Me: No. An alcoholic! |
It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less! |
Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk! |