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Upload to Facebook Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices! -
Upload to Facebook After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,
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Upload to Facebook If a little wine does the body good then a lot of wine does the body better! -
Upload to Facebook Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.
His side and...
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the right side! -
Upload to Facebook Because I can't afford a vacation.
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am! -
Upload to Facebook Never take advice from me. You'll end up drunk! -
Upload to Facebook For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor told me I need glasses.
So I'm having several tonight! -
Upload to Facebook If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
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