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Upload to Facebook I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil! -
Upload to Facebook After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...
"Now is the time to tell people what you really think!" -
Upload to Facebook I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive! -
Upload to Facebook Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done! -
Upload to Facebook WhatsApp status of a drunk person...
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Can't talk, Alcohol you later! -
Upload to Facebook A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795! -
Upload to Facebook Heart: You should tell him how you feel.
Brain: Don't you dare.
Alcohol: Message sent! -
Upload to Facebook Best beverage recipe for summers:
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
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