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Upload to Facebook The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people! -
Upload to Facebook Choose your company before you choose your drink! -
Upload to Facebook With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex! -
Upload to Facebook People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand! -
Upload to Facebook If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear. Cheers! -
Upload to Facebook When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too! -
Upload to Facebook I have mixed drinks about feelings! -
Upload to Facebook Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver! -
Upload to Facebook Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight! -
Upload to Facebook Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
Do you wanna drink about it!
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