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![With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!]()
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![If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear.
Cheers!]()
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![Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, `It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve.`<br/>
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.<br/>
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!<br/>
So I'm trying again tonight!]()
Upload to Facebook Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight!
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