Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency! |
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil! |
They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink! |
Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, finish your drink. Drink Responsibly! |
A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist. Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!" |
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store! |
When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol! |
Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice! |
Success seems quite near with a chilled beer! |
If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear! |