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Upload to Facebook I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil! -
Upload to Facebook They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink! -
Upload to Facebook Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.
Before you leave, finish your drink.
Drink Responsibly! -
Upload to Facebook A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!" -
Upload to Facebook It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store! -
Upload to Facebook When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice! -
Upload to Facebook Success seems quite near with a chilled beer! -
Upload to Facebook If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear! -
Upload to Facebook Today, i.ce it to be so.da pressing, alcohol seems to be the solution!
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