Alcohol SMS

  • I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person. And that person drinks a lot!Upload to Facebook
    I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person. And that person drinks a lot!
  • Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. <br />
That's why:<br />

Ghar - Bar<br />

Khana - Peena <br />

Dawaa - Daru
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    Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity.
    That's why:
    Ghar - Bar
    Khana - Peena
    Dawaa - Daru
  • #Beefban<br />
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!Upload to Facebook
    #Beefban
    By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
  • I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!Upload to Facebook
    I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!
  • Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk!Upload to Facebook
    Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
  • I hate friends who can't handle alcohol. The other night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home!Upload to Facebook
    I hate friends who can't handle alcohol. The other night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home!
  • I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink!Upload to Facebook
    I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink!
  • Why is it always `I see you drink all the beer today!` instead of, `Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!`Upload to Facebook
    Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!"
  • Some people have relationships and some people have vodka!Upload to Facebook
    Some people have relationships and some people have vodka!
  • Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers!
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