I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person. And that person drinks a lot! |
Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. That's why: Ghar - Bar Khana - Peena Dawaa - Daru |
#Beefban By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned! |
I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking! |
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk! |
I hate friends who can't handle alcohol. The other night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home! |
I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink! |
Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!" |
Some people have relationships and some people have vodka! |
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers! |