Alcohol SMS

  • Bhai Log -   I have serious concerns:<br/>
When good happens, I drink to celebrate! <br/>
When bad happens, I drink to forget! <br/>
When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen. <br/>
I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! 
This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention. <br/>
Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!Upload to Facebook
    Bhai Log - I have serious concerns:
    When good happens, I drink to celebrate!
    When bad happens, I drink to forget!
    When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen.
    I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention.
    Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!
  • Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!
  • Life and beer are very similar.<br/>
For best results - CHILL!Upload to Facebook
    Life and beer are very similar.
    For best results - CHILL!
  • Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - `What is C2H5OH?`Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - "What is C2H5OH?"
  • I use to drink... but
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    that was hours ago!
  • Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!Upload to Facebook
    Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!
  • You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!Upload to Facebook
    You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
  • Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!
  • The secret of enjoying a good wine:<br/>
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.<br/>
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!Upload to Facebook
    The secret of enjoying a good wine:
    1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
    2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
  • Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!Upload to Facebook
    Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!
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