Bhai Log - I have serious concerns: When good happens, I drink to celebrate! When bad happens, I drink to forget! When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen. I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention. Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it! |
Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol! |
Life and beer are very similar. For best results - CHILL! |
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - "What is C2H5OH?" |
I use to drink... but . . . . . . . . that was hours ago! |
Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again! |
You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing! |
Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars! |
The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth! |
Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better! |