In an election, one needs both hope and audacity. |
The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win. |
I love religion but I don't need it for votes. |
If poor people can vote, one of the main things they vote for is to redistribute money to themselves. |
In the coming elections if you cannot decide whom to select, use the vote to reject. |
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. |
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor. |
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. |
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. |
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. |