Punjabi Panda: There are 2 Pandas: The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda! |
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask. You should have seen the filthy look she gave me! |
I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother... Broco Lee! |
15+15 is thirty. 16+16 is thirty too! |
Advantages of dating a Doctor: He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too! |
Friend 1: I once went sky diving. Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild. Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!" |
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage. It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light! |
My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection. She has a lot of issues! |
It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are! |
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal! |