• Punjabi Panda:<br/><br/>

There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabi Panda:

    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.<br/>
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
    You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
  • I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...<br/>
Broco Lee!Upload to Facebook
    I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
    Broco Lee!
  • 15+15 is thirty.<br/>
16+16 is thirty too!Upload to Facebook
    15+15 is thirty.
    16+16 is thirty too!
  • Advantages of dating a Doctor:<br/>
He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!Upload to Facebook
    Advantages of dating a Doctor:
    He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!
  • Friend 1: I once went sky diving.<br/>
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.<br/>
Me: I once asked my wife, `what she does all day while I'm at work!`Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
    Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
    Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!"
  • A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.<br/>
It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!Upload to Facebook
    A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
    It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!
  • My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.<br/>
She has a lot of issues!Upload to Facebook
    My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.
    She has a lot of issues!
  • It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are!Upload to Facebook
    It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are!
  • I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.<br/>
The doctor says it's terminal!Upload to Facebook
    I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.
    The doctor says it's terminal!
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