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![Life is too short to be serious all the time.<br/>
So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you!]()
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So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it!]()
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The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it! -
![Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?<br/>
Because they are Na-Khoon!]()
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Because they are Na-Khoon! -
![Ladies returning from relatives' function:<br/><br/>
Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.<br/>
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!]()
Upload to Facebook Ladies returning from relatives' function:
Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana! -
![I started reading a horror story in Braille.<br/>
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!]()
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![The difference between booze and weed?<br/>
Six drunk guys will start a fight.<br/>
Six stoned guys will start a band!]()
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Six drunk guys will start a fight.
Six stoned guys will start a band! -
![At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`<br/>
He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?`]()
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He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?` -
![I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.<br/>
So far no one has given me a straight answer!]()
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So far no one has given me a straight answer! -
![I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:<br/>
The toilet for private soldiers is marked `For General Use.`<br/>
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked `For Private Use.`<br/>
I am very confused. It's a Major problem!]()
Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
I am very confused. It's a Major problem! -
![I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.<br/>
I'll let you know!]()
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I'll let you know!
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