| Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die? They dilate! |
| Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend! |
| Why did you choose to be cremated? Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body! |
| Punjabi Panda: There are 2 Pandas: The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda! |
| I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask. You should have seen the filthy look she gave me! |
| I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother... Broco Lee! |
| 15+15 is thirty. 16+16 is thirty too! |
| Advantages of dating a Doctor: He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too! |
| Friend 1: I once went sky diving. Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild. Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!" |
| A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage. It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light! |
