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Upload to Facebook Ladies returning from relatives' function:
Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana! -
Upload to Facebook I started reading a horror story in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it! -
Upload to Facebook The difference between booze and weed?
Six drunk guys will start a fight.
Six stoned guys will start a band! -
Upload to Facebook At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`
He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?` -
Upload to Facebook I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer! -
Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
I am very confused. It's a Major problem! -
Upload to Facebook I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.
I'll let you know! -
Upload to Facebook What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless! -
Upload to Facebook I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity! -
Upload to Facebook If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!
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