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Upload to Facebook What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
A heavy discussion! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut! -
Upload to Facebook I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good! -
Upload to Facebook Everyone in the office was upset hearing my wife shouting at me.
I think it's high time I change my phone's ringtone! -
Upload to Facebook My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
Upload to Facebook Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know?
The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China! -
Upload to Facebook In this hi-tech era, we can transmit information from Mars but my cellular network doesn't even reach my bedroom!
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