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The easiest way to enter a woman's heart is by saying those three words:
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Upload to Facebook Me: Dude, I heard that you were in hospital. What happened?
Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.
Me: Arthritis?
Colleague: Na, just weed! -
Upload to Facebook My coffee maker is so loud that for a few seconds I can't hear my wife screaming, and that's the best gift coffee can give me! -
Upload to Facebook Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!" -
Upload to Facebook I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave! -
Upload to Facebook I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything! -
Upload to Facebook I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
It was here a minute ago! -
Upload to Facebook A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
Should I be delighted or agonised? -
Upload to Facebook Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"! -
Upload to Facebook Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space!
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