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Upload to Facebook As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep! -
Upload to Facebook I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated! -
Upload to Facebook Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it! -
Upload to Facebook The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
Yes, that's the joke! -
Upload to Facebook The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I live every day dangerously.
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for girls:
Date ugly guys.
because chances of cheating are very low.
And vice versa! -
Upload to Facebook Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping
Corporate Meetings:
Show me the next slide.
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
All eyes should be on us.
Something is still missing.
Do we have a plan B?
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.
Ladies Shopping:
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai
By: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi) -
Upload to Facebook Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.
The manager said: Come in, make a seat!
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