A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming! Should I be delighted or agonised? |
Dear Punjabis and Delhiites, WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"! |
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space! |
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep! |
I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated! |
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness? Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it! |
The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life. Yes, that's the joke! |
The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed! |
Me: I live every day dangerously. Friend: Are you into adventure sports? Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife! |
Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep? Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep! |