• A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!<br/>
Should I be delighted or agonised?Upload to Facebook
    A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
    Should I be delighted or agonised?
  • Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,<br/>
WFH is `Work from Home` not `Work from Himachal`!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
    WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
  • Why do astronauts use Linux?<br/>
Because you can't open Windows in space!Upload to Facebook
    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because you can't open Windows in space!
  • As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!Upload to Facebook
    As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
  • I was forced to swallow purple food color.<br/>
I feel violated!Upload to Facebook
    I was forced to swallow purple food color.
    I feel violated!
  • Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?<br/>
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!Upload to Facebook
    Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
    Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
  • The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.<br/>
Yes, that's the joke!Upload to Facebook
    The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
    Yes, that's the joke!
  • The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed!Upload to Facebook
    The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed!
  • Me: I live every day dangerously.<br/>
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?<br/>
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I live every day dangerously.
    Friend: Are you into adventure sports?
    Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife!
  • Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?<br/>
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep!Upload to Facebook
    Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?
    Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep!
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